
| Population | 10.585 billion |
| Capital | 🏝️ Isla del Este |
| Leader | Marina East |
| Faith | 💧 Adoración al agua |
| Currency | 🏅oro |
| Animal | 🦭sea lion |
The Islas of Maroriente is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Marina East with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.585 billion Marorienteños hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏝️ Isla del Este. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Marorientine economy, worth a remarkable 2,844 trillion 🏅oroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,726 🏅oroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and government policies change at the drop of a rabbit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Maroriente's national animal is the 🦭sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is 💧 Adoración al agua.
Maroriente is ranked 20,490th in the world and 112th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,310.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
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Maroriente was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, cutting remarks are the limit of Marina East's violent tendencies.
- : Following new legislation in
Maroriente, the government funds large training centres to turn 🦭sea lions into functioning members of society.



























































