The Holy Empire of Marlylend is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Benito with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.628 billion The Fallens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santos Christa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The powerhouse Marlylendian economy, worth 488 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,592 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marlylend's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Christan.

Marlylend is ranked 40,119^th in the world and 17^th in Sparkalia for Safest, scoring 105.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.