The Queendom of Karezila is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 647 million Karezilans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The strong Karezilan economy, worth 35.9 trillion prancs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,562 prancs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karezila's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karezila is ranked 206,622^nd in the world and 57^th in Sparkalia for Safest, scoring 57.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.