The Ascended Kingdom of Khijovia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Ascended King Arcadion II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.496 billion Khijovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klettoria. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khijovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion Shonnenors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,143 Shonnenors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Khijovia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aravianism.

Khijovia is ranked 6,597^th in the world and 3^rd in Sparkalia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,948.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.