The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Andrew Mallace with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.032 billion Mallandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vicadal. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion Mallors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,236 Mallors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on President Andrew Mallace's desk, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that President Andrew Mallace is not a crook, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallandia's national animal is the Mallacrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallandia is ranked 10,703^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Meme Must Go On for Most Developed, scoring 90.36 on the Human Development Index.