The Queen's State of Lunde Cinq is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.152 billion Lunde Cinqians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The all-consuming Lunde Cinqian economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,295 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,878 per year while the poor average 9,442, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Lunde Cinq's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lunde Cinq's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lunde Cinq is ranked 124,085^th in the world and 1^st in Thysias for Smartest Citizens, with 33.15 quips per hour.