The Kingdom of LunctLand is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Joseph Bluto with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.69 billion Lunctons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magurb. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LunctLandian economy, worth 929 trillion Ergoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,921 Ergoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, it is said that a LunctLandian woman's work is never done, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LunctLand's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quenian Deism.

LunctLand is ranked 11,779^th in the world and 145^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 89.81 on the Human Development Index.