The Kingdom of Lovity is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14 million Lovityians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Lovityian economy, worth 856 billion Verities a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,196 Verities, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, scientists take credit every time it rains in the Outback, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Lovity's national animal is the Falsity, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lovity is ranked 70,615^th in the world and 398^th in the Outback for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.