The Wild and wacky Monarchy of LilScars is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ingrid Volkov with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 5.175 billion lilScarsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Spoon City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient lilScarsian economy, worth 874 trillion Scarpes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,020 Scarpes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LilScars's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic.

LilScars is ranked 18,505^th in the world and 180^th in the Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 169,020.53 Standard Monetary Units.