The Kingdom of Liliarchy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.051 billion Liliarchians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liliarchy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliarchyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion powers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 190,495 powers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liliarchy's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliarchy is ranked 193,291^st in the world and 17^th in Lily for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,027.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.