The Dictatorship of Lectaf is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiten with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.698 billion Lectafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The thriving Lectafian economy, worth 126 trillion Mins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,287 Mins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback Strawberry cake is only seen in captivity programs, parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings, top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lectaf's national animal is the Strawberry cake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lilith worshipers.

Lectaf is ranked 53,542^nd in the world and 390^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 45.14 kickbacks per hour.