Population | 3.094 billion |
Capital | Accra |
Leader | the Dancing Pallbearers |
Currency | robux |
Animal | roblox guest |
The Commonwealth of Coffin dancers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Dancing Pallbearers with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.094 billion Coffin dancersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Accra. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Coffin dancersian economy, worth 292 trillion robuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,667 robuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin dancers's national animal is the roblox guest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Coffin dancers is ranked 56,368th in the world and 3,380th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 133.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coffin dancers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Coffin dancers's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Coffin dancers, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Coffin dancers altered its national flag.
- : Coffin dancers was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Coffin dancers ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Coffin dancers was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Singamadri.
- : Coffin dancers was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Coffin dancers was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Coffin dancers was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.