The Holy Empire of Larimer is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 81 million Larimerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The strong Larimerian economy, worth 4.46 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,023 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,256 per year while the poor average 10,584, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Families are only permitted to have one child, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Larimer's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Larimer is ranked 182,964^th in the world and 656^th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 184 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.