Population | 21.515 billion |
Capital | Kallipolis |
Leader | The Primarch |
Faith | Atheistic State Worship |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Dragon |
The Golden Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 21.515 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 9,695 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 450,644 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic State Worship.
Kratistolies is ranked 42nd in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 334.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.