The Dictatorship of Kragdima is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by MF SHAGGY with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.169 billion Kragdimen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadeville. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Kragdiman economy, worth 110 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is 94,813 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Death is nobody's business, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kragdima's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kragdima is ranked 279,875th in the world and 1,412th in the Outback for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kragdima, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
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Kragdima, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
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Kragdima, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
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Kragdima, death is nobody's business.
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Kragdima, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
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Kragdima, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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Kragdima, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
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Kragdima, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
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Kragdima, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
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Kragdima, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.










































