The Armed Republic of Koroniathan is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Connor Logan with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.907 billion Koroniathanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helgen. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Koroniathanian economy, worth 202 trillion USDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,556 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Helgen. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koroniathan's national animal is the Husky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Scardinoism.

Koroniathan is ranked 315,406^th in the world and 87^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.