The Empire of Korhal I is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Illidan Stormrage with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.624 billion Korhal Iians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Temple. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Korhal Iian economy, worth a remarkable 6,709 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,547 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Illidan Stormrage share the same nickname, sex-ed is child's play, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown. Korhal I's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Korhal I is ranked 1,388^th in the world and 42^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.37 law-abiding acts per hour.