Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th
The Shopping Mall Tyranny of
Iron Fist Consumerists
GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
Supreme Leader Ivica Todoric
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Konzum K-plus

Population16.123 billion

CapitalKonzum Shopping Mall
LeaderSupreme Leader Ivica Todoric
FaithConsumerism

CurrencyFlogging
AnimalSalmonella

The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ivica Todoric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.123 billion SHOPPERS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konzum Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzum K-plusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,522 trillion Floggings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 528,594 Floggings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Salmonellaball fields, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Konzum K-plus's national animal is the Salmonella, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Konzum K-plus is ranked 290,687th in the world and 86th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 244thLargest Black Market: 245thMost Patriotic: 274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 289thMost Corrupt Governments: 302ndHighest Average Incomes: 352ndMost Armed: 442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 568thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 699thLargest Insurance Industry: 879thMost Avoided: 947thFattest Citizens: 1,093rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,203rdHighest Economic Output: 1,241stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,387thLargest Governments: 1,763rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,509thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,991stLowest Crime Rates: 3,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,173rdRudest Citizens: 3,959thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,055thMost Efficient Economies: 8,429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,438thMost Conservative: 8,466thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,144thMost Influential: 10,877thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,699thNudest: 13,726thTop
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Most Secular: 14,911thLargest Retail Industry: 18,401stMost Authoritarian: 18,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,879thLargest Populations: 24,113th
Top
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Konzum K-plus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Konzum K-plus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Konzum K-plus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Salmonellaball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, criminals are thrown to the Salmonellas to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Konzum K-plus, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.

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