
| Population | 21.219 billion |
| Capital | Konzum Shopping Mall |
| Leader | Supreme Leader Ivica Todoric |
| Faith | Consumerism |
| Currency | Flogging |
| Animal | Salmonella |
The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ivica Todoric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.219 billion SHOPPERS are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konzum Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Konzum K-plusian economy, worth an astonishing 11,026 trillion Floggings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 519,643 Floggings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,778,714 per year while the poor average 22,405, a ratio of 168 to 1.
Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, Jennifer Government is banned, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Konzum K-plus's national animal is the Salmonella, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Konzum K-plus is ranked 84,330th in the world and 25th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 113.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Konzum K-plus, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
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Konzum K-plus lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Konzum K-plus, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Konzum K-plus, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in
Konzum K-plus, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in
Konzum K-plus, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper.
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Konzum K-plus altered its national flag.
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Konzum K-plus altered its national flag.
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Konzum K-plus altered its national flag.
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Konzum K-plus lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.






























































