The Grand Duchy of Kongers is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Edward IXXX with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 10.975 billion Kongersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Southminster. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kongersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,005 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kongers's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logic.

Kongers is ranked 6,015^th in the world and 12^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Developed, scoring 93.76 on the Human Development Index.