The People's Social Democracy of Western Isles Of Denmark is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.454 billion Western Isliers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hylmbjæ. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Western Islish economy, worth 470 trillion Majlks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,223 Majlks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and in a baffling press conference Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Isles Of Denmark's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Western Islish Humanitarian.

Western Isles Of Denmark is ranked 285,302^nd in the world and 269^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.