The People's Social Democracy of Western Isles of Denmark is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.573 billion Western Isliers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hylmbjæ. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Western Islish economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Majlks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,274 Majlks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the government forces Western Isliers to eat their vegetables, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and Western Isliers struggle to cut steak with a spoon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Isles of Denmark's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Western Islish Humanitarian.

Western Isles of Denmark is ranked 279,174^th in the world and 54^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.