Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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Population45.392 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.392 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 39,935 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 91st in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 976.7 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 12thLargest Populations: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thMost Avoided: 48thSmartest Citizens: 49thMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 60thFattest Citizens: 63rdMost Armed: 77thLargest Publishing Industry: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stHighest Crime Rates: 116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 176thRudest Citizens: 205thMost Cultured: 238thMost Secular: 283rdLargest Retail Industry: 589thMost Rebellious Youth: 977thLargest Information Technology Sector: 992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,296thMost Efficient Economies: 1,604thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,042ndMost Influential: 7,091stLargest Black Market: 8,796thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,094thMost Stationary: 12,020thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,624th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the region

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