Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Koffee

Population37.36 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.36 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 32,869 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 21st in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Populations, with 37.4 billion Capita.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thSmartest Citizens: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Populations: 21stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 40thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 48thMost Armed: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 84thLargest Publishing Industry: 87thRudest Citizens: 97thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndMost Secular: 145thMost Cultured: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 644thMost Corrupt Governments: 704thMost Rebellious Youth: 802ndMost Efficient Economies: 834thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,724thLargest Black Market: 3,983rdMost Influential: 5,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,815thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,368thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,176th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Henshin Alliance of Tokuopolis was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Sentients was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Sentients was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Sentients was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Sentients was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 1 million infected.

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