Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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Population42.439 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.439 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 37,337 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 39th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,818.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thLargest Populations: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thSmartest Citizens: 40thLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thMost Avoided: 45thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thFattest Citizens: 56thMost Armed: 68thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thLargest Publishing Industry: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 104thRudest Citizens: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Cultured: 214thMost Secular: 246thLargest Retail Industry: 464thMost Rebellious Youth: 819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 878thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,086thMost Efficient Economies: 1,278thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,574thLargest Black Market: 5,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,348thMost Influential: 7,326thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,009thTop
Most Stationary: 14,518thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,941stMost Pro-Market: 24,939th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the region

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