Population | 39.786 billion |
Capital | Full City |
Leader | Generalissimo Barista Espresso |
Currency | Cuppa |
Animal | Schrodingers Cat |
The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.786 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 35,003 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.
Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Koffee is ranked 150,912th in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Most Politically Free, scoring 51.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
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Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 357 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Brave Freedom Fighters of The Boojahideen, killing 58 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 13 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 602 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 649 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 584 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 781 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 534 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 553 million zombies.