The Federation of Kirkatia-Kuhlkatia is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 21.106 billion Kirkatia-Kuhlkatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kirkatia-Kuhlkatian economy, worth 765 trillion platinum lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,273 platinum lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and the roads are virtually falling apart. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kirkatia-Kuhlkatia's national animal is the osprey.

Kirkatia-Kuhlkatia is ranked 288,932^nd in the world and 23^rd in Greater Ixnay for Most Developed, scoring 47.85 on the Human Development Index.