The Empire of Kijjet is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Fahd Relkian with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 893 million Kijjetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gijjit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The very strong Kijjetian economy, worth 53.0 trillion Jetters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,339 Jetters, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kijjet's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kijjet is ranked 295,210^th in the world and 55^th in Southern Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.