Population | 16.269 billion |
Capital | Olajnica |
Leader | Chancellor Matko |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dalmatian Dog |
The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, prohibition of alcohol, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.269 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,922 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 290,746th in the world and 1,460th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Holy Europe Empire.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krinenia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Dictatorship of Krinenia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Regnum Italiae.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Slavonia and Srijem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 154 » The Champions League, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Rary, Armbruster, An Clar, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, North of Americas, Yahlia, Othenhiem, Agausia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Gliesetonia, Dark Matter, Gorzi, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Ausvelt, Soveiniesberg, Zulrich, Kebabian States, Wombelland, Europe a Nation, New Eestiball, Jahass, Chronus, Leranditale, Alsted, Robbonia, Trixeland, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Zaznia, HELLLLL, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Meropis, UGBK, Avalisk, Scutarie, and 104 others.Northern Socialist States, Slavatania, Kraykon, The Scandinavian Realm, Ikarus, Dizgovzy, The Greater Eastern Republic, Nigeriao Kingdom, Balcem, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Orsik, Leistrona, Yourope, Great Clucky, Entians, Slovanov, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Kkorea, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, Nuweland, New Vorarlberg, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Wyndland, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Outer Sparta, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Elestansa, Panorama Paradise, Makykay, Lumiarae, The Atlantian Republic, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Brujstan, Istastioner, Republic of Auctoritas, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Narmocrana, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Kanokla, Vientina, Montecrux, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Aresetia, Patrivus, Zantalio, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Flejan, Pupunese, Woodlands, Agartia, Cambany, Kronverg, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, The New Palaces, Apocalypse Borg, Republic of servia, Francoguese, Parharia, New Vardarland, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Leviggo, Communist-Denmark, Caliarizomex, Western Balkania, Vurk, Sicheslav, Krinenia, and Holy Europe Empire.