Population | 10.967 billion |
Capital | Hlazbaśrg |
Leader | Alex Tashenov |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lynx |
The Oriental Republic of Dizgovzy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Tashenov with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.967 billion Dizgovzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hlazbaśrg. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dizgovzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,001 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Dizgovzians like vultures, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and concussed lynxball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dizgovzy's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Dizgovzy is ranked 182,382nd in the world and 936th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dizgovzy was endorsed by The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Dizgovzy was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Dizgovzy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
- : Dizgovzy lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Dizgovzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Dizgovzy lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Dizgovzy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Dizgovzy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Dizgovzy was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Dizgovzy was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
World Assembly
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