The United Provinces of Otionia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Krsevan Novakovic with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.052 billion Otionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Otionian economy, worth 311 trillion Routaps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,151 Routaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otionia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Otionia is ranked 13,504^th in the world and 256^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.