The Questionable Haven of Kalendaa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Astra with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.119 billion Kalendaans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rezoi. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalendaan economy, worth 474 trillion Bosis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 152,144 Bosis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown. Kalendaa's national animal is the Mozigard Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kalendaa is ranked 242,258^th in the world and 2,623^rd in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.