The Republic of Kaias is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gabriela Gonzalez with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 8.002 billion Kaiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kai City. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Kais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,558 Kais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wandering Kaiasians are known for their one-track minds, the police ransack more houses than criminals do, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and Kaiasian military drills look more like joint-Sancturia exercises than anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaias's national animal is the Kaiasian Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaias is ranked 213,758^th in the world and 79^th in Sancturia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.