The Republic of Kaias is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Gabriela Gonzalez with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.559 billion Kaiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kai City. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion Kais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,777 Kais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, the news is showing footage of Gabriela Gonzalez bullying an old man to the point of tears, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaias's national animal is the Kaiasian Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaias is ranked 14,277^th in the world and 7^th in Sancturia for Most Secular, with 81.07 Atheism Rate.