The Moderate Republic of Iztajbele is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ahmed al-Arib Sajidman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 20.613 billion Iztajs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nievierahodna-Hniatlivaje. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Iztajbelean economy, worth 905 trillion Iztaji dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,934 Iztaji dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

I-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iztajbele's national animal is the Wandering albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iztajbele is ranked 91,524^th in the world and 4^th in Antarctic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 193.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.