The Free Land of Frigidopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Maynard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.94 billion Frigidopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frigidopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,536 trillion Antarctic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 243,585 Antarctic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime is totally unknown. Frigidopia's national animal is the Brown Skua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigidopia is ranked 170^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctic for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 234.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.