The Free Land of Frigidopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Maynard with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.935 billion Frigidopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frigidopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,529 trillion Antarctic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,404 Antarctic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown. Frigidopia's national animal is the Brown Skua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigidopia is ranked 331,757^th in the world and 6^th in Antarctic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.