Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Isla Vista

Population38.358 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.358 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 32,214 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 81st in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 98.83 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thMost Avoided: 28thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thMost Armed: 35thLargest Agricultural Sector: 37thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Populations: 55thMost Secular: 55thMost Efficient Economies: 66thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thFattest Citizens: 81stSmartest Citizens: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 120thRudest Citizens: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thLargest Publishing Industry: 200thMost Corrupt Governments: 240thLargest Retail Industry: 267thMost Cultured: 272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 421stTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,374thLargest Black Market: 4,787thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,633rdMost Influential: 6,908thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,824thLargest Governments: 11,540thMost Pro-Market: 13,830thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,371stMost Stationary: 20,090th
Top
5%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Isla Vista was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Isla Vista was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.

More...

View Forum posts

Report