Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
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Isla Vista

Population34.908 billion

LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.908 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 28,898 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 827,838 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,632,106 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 44th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,276.35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thHighest Economic Output: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdMost Secular: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thMost Armed: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 51stSmartest Citizens: 61stLargest Populations: 64thFattest Citizens: 65thRudest Citizens: 74thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92ndHighest Crime Rates: 97thLargest Agricultural Sector: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 128thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Publishing Industry: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201stMost Cultured: 220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 245thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,732ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,245thLargest Black Market: 2,660thMost Influential: 5,407thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,443rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,482ndMost Pro-Market: 6,556thTop
Largest Governments: 11,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,825th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the region

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