Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
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Isla Vista

Population37.159 billion

LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.159 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 31,207 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 11,099th in the world and 11th in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,712.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thMost Avoided: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thMost Armed: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 38thMost Secular: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 56thMost Efficient Economies: 56thLargest Populations: 59thSmartest Citizens: 78thFattest Citizens: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thHighest Crime Rates: 107thRudest Citizens: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 134thLargest Publishing Industry: 211thMost Corrupt Governments: 221stLargest Retail Industry: 231stMost Cultured: 258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 397thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,342ndLargest Black Market: 4,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,966thMost Influential: 5,610thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,962ndMost Pro-Market: 8,156thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,099thLargest Governments: 11,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,850th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

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