Most Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Avoided: 65thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th
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Wars Forever

Population25.095 billion

CapitalUnderground Ketchup
LeaderCATS
FaithAtheism

Currencydollar
AnimalGiant enemy crab

The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.095 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 13,850 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 551,931 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 1,033rd in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.43 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Avoided: 65thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thLargest Mining Sector: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141stMost Secular: 144thFattest Citizens: 156thLargest Insurance Industry: 161stMost Efficient Economies: 174thHighest Average Incomes: 200thHighest Economic Output: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 304thMost Armed: 317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 379thLargest Retail Industry: 383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 584thRudest Citizens: 664thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 804thLargest Agricultural Sector: 885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,122ndLargest Governments: 1,147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,428thMost Stationary: 1,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,425thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,554thLargest Black Market: 2,572ndMost Influential: 3,349thLargest Populations: 4,121stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,128thNudest: 7,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,455thMost Conservative: 8,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,803rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,833rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,983rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, Wars Foreverians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, it takes a village to catch a criminal.

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