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Wars Forever

Population27.805 billion

CapitalUnderground Ketchup
LeaderCATS
FaithAtheism

Currencydollar
AnimalGiant enemy crab

The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.805 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,883 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 571,246 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,403,548 per year while the poor average 88,102, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Wars Foreverians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 255,731st in the world and 73rd in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 72ndMost Avoided: 89thLargest Mining Sector: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 145thMost Secular: 151stFattest Citizens: 155thLargest Insurance Industry: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 191stHighest Economic Output: 194thHighest Average Incomes: 203rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 366thMost Armed: 366thLargest Retail Industry: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 430thMost Patriotic: 457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 516thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 608thRudest Citizens: 681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,025thLargest Governments: 1,082ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,115thLowest Crime Rates: 1,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,259thMost Stationary: 1,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,796thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,140thSmartest Citizens: 2,536thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,666thMost Influential: 3,291stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,704thLargest Populations: 3,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,558thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,679thNudest: 7,075thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,165thMost Conservative: 11,622ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,390thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,763rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, Wars Foreverians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, colonial subjects have Wars Foreverian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation, 66 Ducks, and North Sloughtown Metropolis.

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