Population | 27.805 billion |
Capital | Underground Ketchup |
Leader | CATS |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Giant enemy crab |
The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.805 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,883 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 571,246 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,403,548 per year while the poor average 88,102, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.
Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Wars Foreverians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Wars Forever is ranked 255,731st in the world and 73rd in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wars Forever, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
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Wars Forever, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, Wars Foreverians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, colonial subjects have Wars Foreverian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in
Wars Forever, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation,
66 Ducks, and
North Sloughtown Metropolis.