The Holy Lucky Christmas of Intser is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.279 billion Intserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,282 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Intser has found 6 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Intser's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Intser is ranked 287,317^th in the world and 2,298^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 368.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.