The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.916 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 28,460 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 839,137 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,361,573 per year while the poor average 140,552, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 294,250^th in the world and 34^th in The Maritimes for Nicest Citizens, with 0.05 average smiles per day.