The Constitutional Monarchy of Hoiya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lee Hoyon with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 17.996 billion Hoiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horadori. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The thriving Hoiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Howans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,690 Howans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, tourists call Hoiyan beach towns "the fine coastline", and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoiya's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoiya is ranked 46,757^th in the world and 2,967^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.16 law-abiding acts per hour.