The Constitutional Monarchy of Hoiya is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Kim Hoyon with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 23.26 billion Hoiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horadori. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The powerhouse Hoiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion Howans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,672 Howans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, hell is not always other people, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoiya's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoiya is ranked 95,607^th in the world and 5,150^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 74,672.07 Standard Monetary Units.