The Commonwealth of Hicoria is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 440 million Hicorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The very strong Hicorian economy, worth 32.7 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,221 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, bug burgers are extra crunchy, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hicoria's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hicoria is ranked 3,159^th in the world and 3^rd in Rosaria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 378.68 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.