The Protectorate of HellNaw is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The devout population of 11.492 billion HellNaws are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish HellNawian economy, worth 252 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 21,921 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, genetic researchers have been expelled, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellNaw's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HellNaw is ranked 318,542^nd in the world and 1^st in Saddam Hussein for Most Developed, scoring 46.09 on the Human Development Index.