The Teyrnir of Gwaren is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Teyrn Lazos vos Nestaris with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.852 billion Gwarenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brecil. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The Gwarenian economy, worth 487 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,478 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwaren's national animal is the wyvern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Gwaren is ranked 157,655^th in the world and 2^nd in Wales for Most Developed, scoring 55.02 on the Human Development Index.