The People's Republic of Guanabana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.502 billion Guanabanans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Guanabanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,581 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,027 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, graffiti graces every city's streets, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown. Guanabana's national animal is the Coconut-Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Guanabana is ranked 276,729th in the world and 3,835th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Guanabana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Guanabana City to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.