Population | 16.33 billion |
Currency | Coconut |
Animal | Coconut-Crab |
The People's Republic of Guanabana is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.33 billion Guanabanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Guanabanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,538 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,688 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is totally unknown. Guanabana's national animal is the Coconut-Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Guanabana is ranked 108,124th in the world and 1,144th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 375.48723885468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Guanabana was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Guanabana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Guanabana, a passport is literally priceless.