The United Avian Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Chairbirdson with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.897 billion Grenarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Roost. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grenarian economy, worth 149 trillion Greenish Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,025 Greenish Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Grenaria and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in The Chairbirdson's political rallies, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 98,759^th in the world and 5,534^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,715.37 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.