The United Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairbirdson with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.765 billion Grenarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenaria City. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grenarian economy, worth 117 trillion Grens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,434 Grens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, Grenarian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and wandering Grenarians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 213,380^th in the world and 11,265^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 1.76 billion capita.