The Constitutional Monarchy of GraveHaven is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 656 million Graven have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Necropolis. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.
The all-consuming Graven economy, worth 67.4 trillion tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,686 tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no". Crime is totally unknown. GraveHaven's national animal is the Blood Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
GraveHaven is ranked 92,150th in the world and 13th in Bethsaida for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.29 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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GraveHaven, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
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GraveHaven, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
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GraveHaven, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work.
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GraveHaven adopted General Assembly Resolution #3 "World Assembly Governance Standards".
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GraveHaven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Eliminating Slavery and Trafficking of Persons".
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GraveHaven, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
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GraveHaven, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
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GraveHaven, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
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GraveHaven, the government is proudly free of crabs.
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GraveHaven, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across GraveHaven.
































