The Commonwealth of Draphloth is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.154 billion Achorias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Corvion City. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Achorian economy, worth 123 trillion Gears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,651 Gears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draphloth's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Draphloth is ranked 12,035^th in the world and 8^th in Bethsaida for Nicest Citizens, with 28.32 average smiles per day.