The Colony of German Grangda is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.007 billion German Grangdans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong German Grangdan economy, worth 67.9 trillion Grangda Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,458 Grangda Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and German Grangda has designated German Grangda City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. German Grangda's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

German Grangda is ranked 29,930^th in the world and 31^st in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 62,871 Standard Monetary Units.