The UCSR of Free Toast is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amjiro Hereni with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.887 billion Toasetes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toasete-Zhetjete. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Toaseteian economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion Toaset'marikes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,290 Toaset'marikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Free Toast is ranked 2,850^th in the world and 2^nd in Lezra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.1 law-abiding acts per hour.