The UCSR of Free Toast is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amjiro Hereni with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 17.284 billion Yuwodeyunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toasete-Zhetjete. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuwodeyunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,778 trillion Toaset'marikes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 160,731 Toaset'marikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularist.

Free Toast is ranked 4,079^th in the world and 2^nd in Lezra for Most Developed, scoring 95.93 on the Human Development Index.