The Province of Foxosoft is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prince Gunter with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The democratic, devout population of 16.103 billion Foxoes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorrotenango. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Foxosoftian economy, worth 884 trillion Paavaria Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,956 Paavaria Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, Zorrotenango University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Foxosoft's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Foxosoft is ranked 264,837^th in the world and 2,651^st in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.93 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.