The Kingdom of Fleuve is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ren with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 953 million Fleuveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equistine. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fleuvean economy, worth 81.7 trillion Horseshoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 85,770 Horseshoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fleuve's national animal is the Fleuve Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fleuve is ranked 51,627^th in the world and 374^th in The Communist Bloc for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.32 years.