The State of Flemish Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.536 billion Flemish Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The powerhouse Flemish Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 62,328 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, Flemish Island has designated Westminster as its capital city, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime is moderate. Flemish Island's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flemish Island is ranked 225,106^th in the world and 1^st in Hook for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 296.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.